My whole collections of Sony products... OK, I lied. I got 1 walkman... hahaha
My GTA collections. I missed the 1st and 2nd. But I dont mind, they sucks anyway. My friend showed me the 'original' GTA. trust me, boring....
Friday, July 31, 2009
I'm 23 but still playing around.
just like the old days. i'm still hooked up with video games. started with simple cartridge games.
My whole collections of Sony products... OK, I lied. I got 1 walkman... hahaha
My GTA collections. I missed the 1st and 2nd. But I dont mind, they sucks anyway. My friend showed me the 'original' GTA. trust me, boring....
My whole collections of Sony products... OK, I lied. I got 1 walkman... hahaha
My GTA collections. I missed the 1st and 2nd. But I dont mind, they sucks anyway. My friend showed me the 'original' GTA. trust me, boring....
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
malaysians film will not gonna be the same again
I'm fortunate to meet her in person. Laughter all the way... Al-fatihah...
Friday, July 24, 2009
sign that i need to improve my memory...
Somewhere in Ipoh airspace.
Ipoh tower asked Silver605 to relay messages between tower and Alpha Zulu Alpha. I just skip a few intros.
AZA: we are currently above Grik heading to Lasah. Estimate Lasah 11 passed the hour, maintaining 3000ft, POB 6.
Silver605 (which wasn’t ready for quite a long message): Ipoh tower, AZA is currently above Grik, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, alamak, standby, AZA, could you repeat that again…
AZA: we are currently above Grik heading to Lasah. Estimate Lasah 11 passed the hour, maintaining 3000ft, POB 6.
Silver605: AZA is above Grik heading to Lasah, estimate Lasah 11 passed the hour.
Tower: what is AZA’s altitude?
Silver605: AZA, what is your altitude?
AZA: 3000ft.
Silver605: Ipoh tower, AZA is currently at 3000ft.
Tower (maybe already fed up with Silver605): AZA, say what’s your POB?
AZA: 6 sir.
Tower: copied, call again Lasah.
AZA: wilco, Silver605 thank you for your help.
Silver605: you’re welcome, have a nice day.
AZA: you too sir.
Silver605 (not transmitting): MALU GLE BABI………
Silver605 is me…
Ipoh tower asked Silver605 to relay messages between tower and Alpha Zulu Alpha. I just skip a few intros.
AZA: we are currently above Grik heading to Lasah. Estimate Lasah 11 passed the hour, maintaining 3000ft, POB 6.
Silver605 (which wasn’t ready for quite a long message): Ipoh tower, AZA is currently above Grik, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, alamak, standby, AZA, could you repeat that again…
AZA: we are currently above Grik heading to Lasah. Estimate Lasah 11 passed the hour, maintaining 3000ft, POB 6.
Silver605: AZA is above Grik heading to Lasah, estimate Lasah 11 passed the hour.
Tower: what is AZA’s altitude?
Silver605: AZA, what is your altitude?
AZA: 3000ft.
Silver605: Ipoh tower, AZA is currently at 3000ft.
Tower (maybe already fed up with Silver605): AZA, say what’s your POB?
AZA: 6 sir.
Tower: copied, call again Lasah.
AZA: wilco, Silver605 thank you for your help.
Silver605: you’re welcome, have a nice day.
AZA: you too sir.
Silver605 (not transmitting): MALU GLE BABI………
Silver605 is me…
Sunday, July 19, 2009
1st PPSMI, now UPSR, what next?
Today ada a quite interesting headline kat utusan (mingguan). Katanye UPSR mungkin akan dimansuhkan. Elok la, PPSMI which ‘somebody’ said it’s a mistake, (which was not) dah dimansuhkan. Skang UPSR plak. Katanye it’s just a test nak pilih bebudak mana bleh masuk skola asrama. Elok la, pasni PMR plak. Then SPM. Pastu skola dimansuhkan. Sume tahap tadika je. Jap, dulu pun ada issue gak pasal tadika Kemas. Hahaha. Things just keep getting ‘better’ isn’t it. Orang melayu da la sengal. Suruh keje lebih skit je da merungut. (aku rasa aku pun sama but im doing my best not to). Nak kena blaja bahasa ‘omputih’ lebih skit da malas. Takut melayu hilang la, apa haram jadah. Apa ni? Aiyo, kerajaan skang apa sudah jadi? Lembut sangat la aku rasa. Zaman Mahathir dulu takde sape berani lawan. Nasib baik he’s a visionary kind of person. Skang all his brilliant ideas da kena mansuh dgn org so called ada political background. Dato Najib, your father will be very disappointed in you. Trust me. Yupe, it does make sense. People with political background are just mere politics in their mind. Not more than that. Mahathir, who doesn’t have any political background (he’s a doctor for heaven sake) came out with brilliant ideas. Petronas towers, Sepang circuit, Putrajaya. Memang nampak membazir. Tapi skang korang gak bangga nak menunjuk kat foreigners kan. Ala, mengaku je la.
P/S; kalo government demolish Sepang Circuit memang celaka gle babi la....
P/S; kalo government demolish Sepang Circuit memang celaka gle babi la....
Friday, July 10, 2009
Aku tak tau apsal. Hari ini sungguh gumbira. But starting with hell la. Malam sebelum tu aku tgk sortie aku kul 11 pagi. So cadangnye nak datang kul 9. 2 jam awal. Ok la tu. Bangun kul 8, Aiman plak jajah toilet tu dulu so tunggu la jap. 15 minit dia setel. Gle displin siot budak ni. Tak macam penghuni dulu. Displin langsung tak wujud dalam diri dia. Harap bapak je org besar navy. Punye best toilet tu, abis lost track of time. Kuar je da 8:45 pagi. Hampeh. Kalut gosok baju. Tgh2 pakai uni shaun plak call. Kata capt husa soh aku n fathu fly dulu. Haram tul. Kalut aku pg umah fathu. Dia tgh pakai tuala pun kalut la.
Sampai skola, kena marah plak ngan keshan coz baru terhegeh nak mintak authorize. Da la ops jauh gle ngan aircraft. Kejar la capt husa. Dia je yang ada. Amrou pg subang. Capt Z’din takdak. Rois pun takde. Nasib baik dia tak airborne lagi. Nak mintak sign dia kena marah lagi satu round. Adoi. Apa punye nasib daa. Pg kat aircraft, cowling terbukak. Tgh tukar bateri plak. Ceh, kena tunggu lagi. Tgh2 tunggu capt husa suruh kitorang declare aircraft U/S (unserviceable). Haram tul. Kena lagi. Engineer kata 1 jam bleh siap. Pg makan kat skola. Time tu mood da takde. Kena mara, takleh fly gak.
Kul 10:15 pg cx aircraft. Woohoo, da siap. Hepi la sign techlog. Senyum gumbira mintak engineer refuel. Weather cantik. Akan tetapi. Headset takdak. Tunggu la aku sambil menyumpah seranah. Kapal byk, headset takdak. Helicopter yang sikit tu berlambak plak headset. Then capt khamis turun. Apa lagi, kebas je la headset dia. So dengan senang atinye aku fly. Weather punye cantik. Pg training area pun still bleh nampak airfield. Hoho. Aircraft plak good behavior. Radio pun cun. Abis pusing2, landing pun cun gak. Bestnye hidup.
Balik, pg semayang jumaat ngan aiman. Masa semayang ada la atok tua sebelah aku. Aku pun pikir, nanti aku pun macam dia gak. Tua, slow, bongkok. Kesian plak aku tgk dia. Time nak rukuk n sujud pun aku terikut dia. Takut cepat sgt kang terlanggar siku dia. Tergolek kang, susah aku.
Balik tu abdah kata nak grak KL kul 3:45. memandangkan 1 jam lagi. Tido la. Terlajak plak tu. Sampai dia sepak terajang pintu umah aku. Hahaha. Tak pernah2 dia yang datang umah ajak balik KL. Sampai shah alam lalu sebelah extreme park. Nampak kete capt masda. Apa lagi, lepak la kat situ kaco dia. Best gak borak2. maklum la, kitorang bersependapat. Nyampah kat skola. Why? Lambat la, what else. Then balik, igt nak pg sana lagi. Abdah semangat je nak ajak lepak. Ni tgh menunggu la ni. Aku rasa dia da landing atas katil da. Esok petang baru bangun punye la.
view from 1000ft. I've been instructed to fly at that level ek.
Sampai skola, kena marah plak ngan keshan coz baru terhegeh nak mintak authorize. Da la ops jauh gle ngan aircraft. Kejar la capt husa. Dia je yang ada. Amrou pg subang. Capt Z’din takdak. Rois pun takde. Nasib baik dia tak airborne lagi. Nak mintak sign dia kena marah lagi satu round. Adoi. Apa punye nasib daa. Pg kat aircraft, cowling terbukak. Tgh tukar bateri plak. Ceh, kena tunggu lagi. Tgh2 tunggu capt husa suruh kitorang declare aircraft U/S (unserviceable). Haram tul. Kena lagi. Engineer kata 1 jam bleh siap. Pg makan kat skola. Time tu mood da takde. Kena mara, takleh fly gak.
Kul 10:15 pg cx aircraft. Woohoo, da siap. Hepi la sign techlog. Senyum gumbira mintak engineer refuel. Weather cantik. Akan tetapi. Headset takdak. Tunggu la aku sambil menyumpah seranah. Kapal byk, headset takdak. Helicopter yang sikit tu berlambak plak headset. Then capt khamis turun. Apa lagi, kebas je la headset dia. So dengan senang atinye aku fly. Weather punye cantik. Pg training area pun still bleh nampak airfield. Hoho. Aircraft plak good behavior. Radio pun cun. Abis pusing2, landing pun cun gak. Bestnye hidup.
Balik, pg semayang jumaat ngan aiman. Masa semayang ada la atok tua sebelah aku. Aku pun pikir, nanti aku pun macam dia gak. Tua, slow, bongkok. Kesian plak aku tgk dia. Time nak rukuk n sujud pun aku terikut dia. Takut cepat sgt kang terlanggar siku dia. Tergolek kang, susah aku.
Balik tu abdah kata nak grak KL kul 3:45. memandangkan 1 jam lagi. Tido la. Terlajak plak tu. Sampai dia sepak terajang pintu umah aku. Hahaha. Tak pernah2 dia yang datang umah ajak balik KL. Sampai shah alam lalu sebelah extreme park. Nampak kete capt masda. Apa lagi, lepak la kat situ kaco dia. Best gak borak2. maklum la, kitorang bersependapat. Nyampah kat skola. Why? Lambat la, what else. Then balik, igt nak pg sana lagi. Abdah semangat je nak ajak lepak. Ni tgh menunggu la ni. Aku rasa dia da landing atas katil da. Esok petang baru bangun punye la.
view from 1000ft. I've been instructed to fly at that level ek.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
just about our 'england' is getting gooder.
Math n science dalam bahasa melayu. Ya, terima kasih kerajaan baru. Camni la. Bagus la kan. Baru la sape2 yang amik TESOL ada keje di masa akan datang. Kerana, generasi baru Negara konfem bongok in English. Elok la tu. Bagus sangat. Skang pun da ramai org gagap English. Igtkan in the future takde da golongan org camtu. Ada gak. Kenapa nak risau sgt kalau bahasa melayu ilang? Takkan jadi punye la sengal. Apa daa...
We’ll just wait and see within 10 years to come where the dream of most, or maybe all Malaysian youth can speak English very well shattered.
Pastu kata nak tambah hours in English subject. Apa daa. Kementerian tau tak yang subjek English yang diajar kat skola skang sume sampah. Kalo translate bulat2 jadi BM, sama tahap ngan budak darjah 2, 3 dowh. Essay not more than 120 words (kot), hahaha. Itu baru intro bhai. A1 in English, THERES NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tan Sri Muhyidin Yasin, cube Tan Sri tgk, each time ada English oral test. Most malay students will freak out. Why? They don’t have the confidence at all. It’s just a stupid oral test. Kenapa cuak? The Chinese and Indians are cool about it. Don’t you even realize that Tan Sri? You are the smart one, think about it. I’m just a 23 year old fellow who is still struggling to survive in this world.
P/S: true facts
1. From UiTM shah alam's student. a degree student once wrote 'when there's a wheel, there's a way'
2. From a famous Malaysian singer 'thank for choice me'
3. From a top chef in a top Malay restaurant in KL 'I is Malay'
So, go ahead. Cancel out English in science and math. These stupid statements are more to come.
We’ll just wait and see within 10 years to come where the dream of most, or maybe all Malaysian youth can speak English very well shattered.
Pastu kata nak tambah hours in English subject. Apa daa. Kementerian tau tak yang subjek English yang diajar kat skola skang sume sampah. Kalo translate bulat2 jadi BM, sama tahap ngan budak darjah 2, 3 dowh. Essay not more than 120 words (kot), hahaha. Itu baru intro bhai. A1 in English, THERES NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tan Sri Muhyidin Yasin, cube Tan Sri tgk, each time ada English oral test. Most malay students will freak out. Why? They don’t have the confidence at all. It’s just a stupid oral test. Kenapa cuak? The Chinese and Indians are cool about it. Don’t you even realize that Tan Sri? You are the smart one, think about it. I’m just a 23 year old fellow who is still struggling to survive in this world.
P/S: true facts
1. From UiTM shah alam's student. a degree student once wrote 'when there's a wheel, there's a way'
2. From a famous Malaysian singer 'thank for choice me'
3. From a top chef in a top Malay restaurant in KL 'I is Malay'
So, go ahead. Cancel out English in science and math. These stupid statements are more to come.
menjelang peksa. not mine la.
Apa yang aku nak tulis langsung takde kaitan ngan aku. But kengkawan. Yesssssss.... di kala menjelangnye peksa yang paling payah ketika di dalam latihan penerbangan. CAA6 yang maha celaka. Aku takat ni baru pass 3 je. Yang len lagi 3,4 marks nak pass. Bear in mind passing mark is 75% tau. Jangan kata aku bodo. Bukan 40 cam skola dulu2. Memandangkan subjek kira2 aku da pass dimana aku takyah nak menghafal fakta yang macam takde logic langsung. Sehinggalah cikgu abdah show me the light. Hahaha. Agak interesting gak.
Anyway, its kinda fun helping these guys to prepare for their exam. Macam2 benda la kitorang buat untuk menceriakan keadaan. Paling jijik is kentut kat muka member masing2. Hahaha. Kecuali kat sofnis la since she’s a lady kan. Takkan nak kentut kat dia plak. Kentut depan dia pun da kira tak senonoh. Hahahaha.
cikgu abdah qada' tido selepas exam.
kamal tetap maintain, sofy da serabai, abdah tensi, meejee sampai gugur gigi.
antara alat2 yang kitorang seksa sepanjang study. AERAD tu lakonan semata-mata.
Anyway, its kinda fun helping these guys to prepare for their exam. Macam2 benda la kitorang buat untuk menceriakan keadaan. Paling jijik is kentut kat muka member masing2. Hahaha. Kecuali kat sofnis la since she’s a lady kan. Takkan nak kentut kat dia plak. Kentut depan dia pun da kira tak senonoh. Hahahaha.
cikgu abdah qada' tido selepas exam.
kamal tetap maintain, sofy da serabai, abdah tensi, meejee sampai gugur gigi.
antara alat2 yang kitorang seksa sepanjang study. AERAD tu lakonan semata-mata.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Nak tgk wayang, len plak jadinye
Da lama aku tak update blog aku. Macam2 cite nak bgtau. Walaupun korang tak berminat. Jgn la baca, sengal. Al-maklum la. Laptop takde. Dah la tu, net pun takde gak kat skola. Well, not easily accessable la maksud aku. Kongsi la katakan.
So aku cite la sket pasal semalam. Setelah sekian lama aku menanti cite transformers kuar. Akhirnye kuar gak dia. So member2 sebelum tu da pakat nak tgk ramai2. alih2 sorang2 da tgk. Housemate aku pun kata nak tgk ngan aku skali. Skali pada hari dijanjikan aku kena fly. Petang tu aku balik la dgn harapan nak tgk skali malam tu. Bila aku balik je, dia kata da tgk da tadi. Macam haram. Pendek kata sume la da tgk.
Semalam aku pg bukit raja nak beli tiket. Igt da 2 minggu kat wayang kurang skit org. sama gak. Sume full. Tapi ada1 show je available. Aku pun beratur la dgn penuh sabar sambil menyumpah2. (nanti aku cite kenapa) sampai je aku kat depan kaunter, setapak kehadapan, sume full. Menyirap darah aku. Bak kata kamal. My blood go upstairs. Kat wayang tu jugak aku ckp kuat gle. ‘pukimak, da la lama aku tggu, full plak, takde, balik download’
Sume terkezut. Macam sial. Member sume tak tunggu aku. Bila time da kempunan nak tgk muvi mintak aku download. Sori la beb. Takde nak tolong da. Aku mintak tolong tunggu 2,3 jam kat UMAH pun takleh. So sementara menunggu download ni, tulis la blog skit kan.
Mengapa aku menyumpah? Ya, ini dia. Korang nak mara pun lantak la. Macam biasa la, pompuan bawak kete. Nak masuk junction taknak bagi signal. Ada yang bagi pun lagi 3 meter nak masuk baru kasi. Bengong. Bagi la at least 50meter. Sial. Kalo aku kata pompuan patut kena ban from driving kang kata tak adil. Bila bagi, tak ikut law. Kat parking lot JJ pun ada gak pompuan bangang. Terang2 jalan one way dia redah je. Kitorang yang ikut law plak kena bagi jalan kat dia. Janji senang dia. Puki la. Bukak la mata tu. Guna otak. Kete bukan keldai bleh men redah ikut suke je.
So aku cite la sket pasal semalam. Setelah sekian lama aku menanti cite transformers kuar. Akhirnye kuar gak dia. So member2 sebelum tu da pakat nak tgk ramai2. alih2 sorang2 da tgk. Housemate aku pun kata nak tgk ngan aku skali. Skali pada hari dijanjikan aku kena fly. Petang tu aku balik la dgn harapan nak tgk skali malam tu. Bila aku balik je, dia kata da tgk da tadi. Macam haram. Pendek kata sume la da tgk.
Semalam aku pg bukit raja nak beli tiket. Igt da 2 minggu kat wayang kurang skit org. sama gak. Sume full. Tapi ada1 show je available. Aku pun beratur la dgn penuh sabar sambil menyumpah2. (nanti aku cite kenapa) sampai je aku kat depan kaunter, setapak kehadapan, sume full. Menyirap darah aku. Bak kata kamal. My blood go upstairs. Kat wayang tu jugak aku ckp kuat gle. ‘pukimak, da la lama aku tggu, full plak, takde, balik download’
Sume terkezut. Macam sial. Member sume tak tunggu aku. Bila time da kempunan nak tgk muvi mintak aku download. Sori la beb. Takde nak tolong da. Aku mintak tolong tunggu 2,3 jam kat UMAH pun takleh. So sementara menunggu download ni, tulis la blog skit kan.
Mengapa aku menyumpah? Ya, ini dia. Korang nak mara pun lantak la. Macam biasa la, pompuan bawak kete. Nak masuk junction taknak bagi signal. Ada yang bagi pun lagi 3 meter nak masuk baru kasi. Bengong. Bagi la at least 50meter. Sial. Kalo aku kata pompuan patut kena ban from driving kang kata tak adil. Bila bagi, tak ikut law. Kat parking lot JJ pun ada gak pompuan bangang. Terang2 jalan one way dia redah je. Kitorang yang ikut law plak kena bagi jalan kat dia. Janji senang dia. Puki la. Bukak la mata tu. Guna otak. Kete bukan keldai bleh men redah ikut suke je.
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